'Red'

Hey Mom come look at my new friend 'Red' isn't he great. I don't like his friend 'Al" over here he keeps trying to bite.

Look 'Red' your very own leadline...humm we can take you home... we can walk right out of here and no one would know..you can live in my backyard!

Hey 'Red' lower your nose down here so I can give ya a kiss my mommy says we need to go now, but I promise I will come back and get you before we leave.